Stupid FB thing

"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot) 02/10/2016 at 16:50 • Filed to: Bored at work

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Thought I’d share it with you guys. Unfortunately the cars are not fairly distributed, as some have good cars and others don’t. Which one are you guys? Which one would you like instead?

I’m a Pisces, but the Rolls Royce is too fancy for me. I’d be much happier with the Chrysler/Disgr minivan. I love that awkward body style, fake wood paneling, comes in a manual transmission, and AWD (not sure if the stick and awd could packaged together though). Or the bus, I'd totally DD a bus for kicks. You guys?

HammerheadFistpunch > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 16:54

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I guess it depends on what they are trying to say with the pictured vehicle.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 16:54

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ahh crap they gave me the wood panel van

I grew up getting driven around in that thing, started heading up hill and we almost had to get out and push it was so under powered.

And they missed the obvious cancer on cars is rust joke. Should have had a completely rusted out car there

EL_ULY > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 16:55

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it looks like they literally just picked a bunch of random cars

gin-san - shitpost specialist > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 16:56

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Libra here. Buses kind of suck, whether you have to take one, drive near one, or just being anywhere near one.

Libra’s sign is the balanced scale, right? In that case, it should be something with a 50/50 weight distribution and there are plenty of options if we're somewhat liberal with 50/50 and look within a few percent of that balance.

zeontestpilot > HammerheadFistpunch 02/10/2016 at 17:00

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I guess, there’s seems to be no rhyme or reason to the car selection. Plus, a rolls-Royce is much better looking than me.

Probenja > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 17:01

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Aww crap, I got the Bro Truck, at least Its a practical vehicle, I would make it stock so it doesn’t look so terrible.

zeontestpilot > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 02/10/2016 at 17:02

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I guess they didn't want to offend anyone, except the Taurus? Lol

HammerheadFistpunch > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 17:02

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I like the offroady part, I don’t like the brodozer part...so i can’t decide If they are saying that Gemini like mud, or if they like whey protein powder.

zeontestpilot > EL_ULY 02/10/2016 at 17:02

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I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they did. It makes me want to make my own...

zeontestpilot > gin-san - shitpost specialist 02/10/2016 at 17:04

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I have no idea what the Libra is. I do know the Pisces is a fish, and had one of the coolest MS designs in Gundam Wing, :).

RallyWrench > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 17:06

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I’ll be damned if I’m a Phantom. Also, this whole thing is BS because Taurus is not, in fact, a Taurus.

JR1 > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 17:13

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I get a Porsche! (even if it is hideous) I guess that means the think I am a family man who likes to drive fast cars?

EL_ULY > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 17:23

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Probenja > RallyWrench 02/10/2016 at 17:24

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Or Ford Scorpio:

Isuzu Gemini:

Lancia Lybra:

Dodge Aries:

Virgo?

Aquarius??

zeontestpilot > HammerheadFistpunch 02/10/2016 at 17:28

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I say, why not both?!

RallyWrench > Probenja 02/10/2016 at 17:30

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Well done.

zeontestpilot > Probenja 02/10/2016 at 17:32

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You sound like a reasonable person.

zeontestpilot > RallyWrench 02/10/2016 at 17:33

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But the bike IS gimmicky cool.

Fact, FB Memes are dumb, I should post them more.

zeontestpilot > JR1 02/10/2016 at 17:35

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Well, you will get the ladies in that car, right? :D

Hahaha, I can't keep a straight face here.

El Rivinado > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 17:38

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I’m a Taurus, and fuck that noise, I want a Chrysler 300c.

Ironic thing is, I actually have seen a couple of zodiac car things that make sense, but this is clearly a “fuck it” list of the highest caliber.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 17:38

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How is the Taurus not

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 17:45

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Eeeeeewwwww. I got the Panamera.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 17:51

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I am not a shitty caravan

Matt Nichelson > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 18:02

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I don’t wanna take the bus though! :(

PS9 > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 18:05

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I have nothing in common with a dodge caravan. Fuck whoever made this.

Alex B > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 18:06

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#rollsroycelyfe

zeontestpilot > El Rivinado 02/10/2016 at 18:07

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It's like they didn't know what they were doing!

zeontestpilot > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/10/2016 at 18:08

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We must be playing it wrong it something...

zeontestpilot > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 02/10/2016 at 18:10

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Ha, only look at it from the front.

zeontestpilot > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 02/10/2016 at 18:11

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You should write to zodiac

zeontestpilot > Matt Nichelson 02/10/2016 at 18:11

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I think you're suppose to drive it,

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 18:12

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Nope. Still hate it.

TheHondaBro > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 18:16

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This game is stupid. I am not a bus.

Sam > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 18:18

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I’m the free... Wi-Fi van? Which means I’m trying to attract... people on the highway who want to connect to the Wi-Fi?

zeontestpilot > Sam 02/10/2016 at 18:19

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I like the free candy van better. Who does love free candy? Communists don't, that's who.

XJDano > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 18:25

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Sagittarius... I mean I drive a piece of shit already.

Beaters for life!

Under_Score > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 18:37

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Lol, stuff like this is why I deleted my Facebook. Meanwhile, I follow pages called “Sanchovies” and “1994 Subaru Outback” (which have nothing to do with cars) on Twitter.

Sam > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 18:43

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Aaaaaaaactually, communists would like free candy. Free, government-provided, candy of course.

#semantics

zeontestpilot > Under_Score 02/10/2016 at 19:16

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Oh, I’m adamant on not sharing pages or memes unless I think it’s important (like a FP article on current recalls). If I find a funny webcomic, I find the original source and share that.

Matt Nichelson > zeontestpilot 02/10/2016 at 19:29

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Hmm..... Well i suppose I could think about that then. Bus drifting ftw.

Andrew > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 02/11/2016 at 09:49

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I thought the same thing but then K saw that it had wood paneling so that makes it better. A classy shitty van